Friday, May 9, 2008

Who's Feeling Newstastic?

Mr. That's Newstastic! himself, the great Plato Jesus, can rest easily this weekend, secure in the knowledge that thanks to his hard work and diligent research, none of us will be able to.

Here are a lucky 7 new installments, so fresh off the Newstastic Desk they're still steaming:

A Surge in Iraq Gasbags

Chasing Jose

Formula One's 'Nazi' Sex Scandal

Gone Kurtz, on the Burma Border

An Empirical Analysis of Street-Level Prostitution

Illinois Man Designs Beer Can Coffin

Father Kills Son During Turkey Hunt

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